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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

hey everyone.

I just wanted to say a big fat(hah) SORRY to melanie and everyone else for not consulting you guys about the class party. yeah, in contrast to my previous post, i found the "error in my ways" yeah. haha, well. About the class party, people who confirmed can come:

  1. Shriveena
  2. Rachel
  3. Amanda
  4. Gayle
  5. Rachel

yeah, that's it. Time, not so sure. We'll see..later in the date. once again, SORRY. i feel awful because it's all my fault :( oh and EVERYONE forgot gaybot's birthday : 22ND FEB. she likes RIBENA so *hint*hint* for a late birthday present (: DID I MENTION THAT MILO VENTIMILIA(S.P?) FROM HEROES IS SERICOUSLY HOT!

THE "ohhhh" so hot list:

  1. Milo V from heroes
  2. Chris evans
  3. Josh harnet(the old days)
  4. Brad Pitt [cliched hottie]
  5. Orlando Bloom[cliched hottie]
  6. Johnny Depp[i don't think he's hot, but some people do]
  7. Adrain pasdar from heroes
  8. Eric Dill [before he quit click five]
  9. Wentworth Miller
  10. Channing Tatum
  11. Matthew Mconaughey
  12. Steve Burns [1996-2001]
  13. Jeremy Dufour
  14. OMG I FORGOT: JAMES LAFFERTY!!
  15. CHAD MICHAEL(WELL, AVERAGE LAH)

HAHA, ok. AND GOOD NEWS:

My house has space in the so called living room to fit a tent BUT i don't have a tent. I'll ask mummy the max. amount of ppl coming. Any one interested? aha. it's gossip, late night movies,drama,romance, roasted marshmallows,chick flicks etc. wohoo. SLEEPING BAGS NOT PROVIDED.

CAUTION: SIBBLINGS ANNOYING,HOUSE MESSY AS HEL.

oh and snacks, we can make smores, chips,brownies,cookies. oh yum. well, here's a list of people who should consider:

well, yeah. hah

sorri if i left anyones names out, it doesn't mean i don't like you. i simply forgot. okay ten. toodles woodles cos i love noodles.

with love and regret,

shriveena

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I know who the person who posted the previous post it,
just by the way you talk.
stupid people shouldn't know.
unless you don't actively read the class blog.

Anyway,

So, yeah. I've said what i had to say. Tag/call/e-mail me to let me know you're coming.

MORE THAN 15-20=OUTING STILL HAPPENING

LES THAN 15-20=OUTING NOT HAPPENING

Semi-pissed,

Shriveena. (don't call me umbrella woman anymore, so last year)

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eh.
hi
bloody annoyed with some people i mean poser much. no names shall be mentioned but watch out. my holiday gets worse just thinkin about you guys.
ugh.
christel you're right bitchin on blogs is nice.
especially when the idoits are blissfully unaware.. ..
anyway i'm just sad that the sleepover is just over after a word from naidu..
but whatever lah i'm not sayin i have a BIGGER home or a BETTER idea.
it's just..
shut up.
naidu- cool icon or 'avatar' thingys i guess. i loved the Saddam one and the 'dick likes you' one (might i add supersick).
anissa- bloody hell shuddup lah i'm not your dictionary ok. YOU educated me with the grossness that has infected my pure brain. YOU like to accuse me to hide up your reputation. YOU are pretty low i suppose.
SO STOP TARNISHING MY REPUTATION fool!.
i have said my piece and i guess lots of food fights (food aimed at me) await me now.

I won't even bother to say goodbye,
melanie.
p.s. i hope no one will be entirely offended.
p.s.s. i am entirely ashamed so don't beat me up.
p.p.s.s. thanks to everyone for whatever.
p.p.s.s.s. um, hug anyone? arh forget it.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

omg
you people are so mean.
better hope and pray lim min
doesnt read the class blog.
and im excited for the outings
ho
and and
im bored.
(:
GAYLE

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to correct naidu.
the perth trip is from the 9th sat to 14th(thurs) of june.
yups.thats all.
and hmm,
amanda would prefer the class partay to be on the 18th.
cause for the other dates,she'll most probably be in malaysia.
yeah.

'Rachel.

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GREETINGS NORBITS. HOPE YOU HAD PLEASURE VIEWING THE PICS. HARDIEHOHARIES. ON WITH WHAT I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU PIMPLY PPL(NO OFFENCE):

Regarding the change of song:
I changed it to i'm shaking by a band called Rooney. Sadly, it will only be here till the 1st of June then me/chi will change the song to an oldie song (discussed earlier). No votes yet, so we'll pick randomly.

Regarding the class party:
I have come up with a name for it. "NORBITS UNITED ANNUAL NORBITY PARTAY". haha, if you don't like it, change it. And since there is no venue/no one wants to volunteer their EXTRA BIG homes, I've decided no movie marathon. We could all go to a theatre: the cathay, and watch a movie TOGETHER. 16th June no one can make it. So how about these dates:

18th June 2007--[monday]
20th June 2007--[Weds]
21st and 22nd June 2007--[thursday and fri. respectivley]

25th June to 27th June 2007--[Monday, tuesday, weds]

The earlier part of the holiday me and hye ri will be busy with council related things. Ppl going for perth trip would need time to pack and time to unpack and rest when they get back. PERTH TRIP: 9TH-12TH (if i remember correctly). 19th is a no-no because it's my elder bro's birthday. I wouldn't miss it for the world. After the 27th you'd need time to enjoy the holidays cos it'll be ending soon. Pack bags, check if uni still fits you, buy stationery etc.

Now it's the fun part, deciding on movies:

  1. Shrek 3 *NAIDU LIKEY*
  2. Nancy Drew
  3. Fantastic four: Rise of the sliver surfer *NAIDU LIKEY*
  4. Hula girls
  5. Zodiac
  6. Surf's up
  7. Knocked up
  8. Ocean's 13

wELL, PLEASE VOTE OR NAIDU SHALL CHOOSE. MUAHAHAHAHA. ok here's the venue once again:


The Cathay Cineplex

Levels 5 & 6

The Cathay

2 Handy Road

Singapore 229233

Yup. Hopefully this works out. oh yeah dress themes:

Either normal boring clothes that doesn't attract attention to ourselves

OR

Everyone wears their class tees with any selected bottom (jeans, skirts,3/4 pants,leggings..etc.) and any shoes (heels, flats,etc.). THAT WOULD SO TOTALLY ATTRACT ATTN. TO US! AND IT'LL SHOW PPL HOW UNITED WE ARE. and on the day we need 3 photographers ...ANY VOLUNTTEEERRSSS? tag if you wana be a photographer.

RSVP TO NAIDU[about the dates u can make it, all the dates i suggested above]:
62423656
96315793
shriveena@hotmail.com

Yeah, ok. ouch my hand hurts.

with the love i have for waffles,
Shriveena...NORBITLICIOUS NAIDU (MY WORD!!)




`Naidu out, 9.36pm

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Saturday, May 26, 2007
READ MY MIND.

this is revolution.i have not EVER blogged in the class blog..obviously being very lazy and stuff.so today's family day was awesome..what with the HARLEY DAVIDSON bikes&bikers but other than that and the soccer matches and telematch and also the car challenge it wasnt as 'happening' as last year's family day.

after today i pretty much just crashed out..damn tired

so how bouts the class party??let's get a BBQ Pit or something and go to someone's place for a Movie Marathon and also to hold the Class Awards ahahah..

MID YEARS ARE OVER and you guys shall have to face the 'rents hahaha.good luck..

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weeling and shery looking sexy with apple tea and teeth (:




Sherry shekhu looking "goood"




Marietta the monkey (:









woahhh, eng eng slack say!




Lim MIn too sexy for her uniform (: *cough*cough*






BOOBIES!







what's good??!!!??



Camel and Mariet looking GOOD. *cough*cough* [no offence or anything]




hhaaahah, lim min you crack us up.


Yours Sincerely,
Anonymous and Co.

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the girl who goes around acting like she all that.
the girl who goes around demanding highly of others.
the girl who goes around trying to pick fights.
the girl who goes around acting all gungho.
the girl who goes around bitching at people.
and then she slaps you hard and blames you for it.

who is this girl?
WELL JUST GUESS.
she's right here in 203.

so pissed,
christel.

blogs are good ways to vent your anger when you don't have anyone to bitch at.

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hui min is posting.zomg

omgggg.hi people.family day was a blast! omgggg.damn fun.rde the blodddy bike.omg.and chi,i bet the bitch award goes to me.so obviousss.heee.the nike was so awesome.omgroaaaar.so was the haunted house.i love our class.okay.maybe.ANYHOO.to gayle chloe victoria sophia and nadine,i loveyou guys.hee.first time posting here so cute.roarr.



end.
HUIMIN.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

yoha broha(my word) ppl!

I'm here to post some avatars, pictures, whatever i can find just for the sake of posting because as everyone in 203 knows, Naidu has no life. ok on withthe pictures/whatever:

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hah, thats all the crap today folks. thank you and goodnight.

with love,
shriveena

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gawd, i am sooo proud of us. we have all the best ideas. we give the sec twos a fabulous name. yes we do.
yup, chloe definitely deserves the award for BEST CATWALK. add a booty shake and it'll be purrfect.
i am so bored. i need to BITCH.
dammit, i can't stand some people in choir. oh yea, go ahead and YAK away. IGNORE me. i'm not there, i'm INVISIBLE, i'm GONE, okay? yea, i've got NO business in this at all. and i thought you people were actually NICE. guess i thought SO wrong. growl.


(NEW) 203 CLASS AWARDS NOMINEES

best crabs --- marietta vs dian
best catwalk --- chloe
best bitch --- _______ vs ________
best whine --- _______
best high-pitched shriek --- marietta
the treehugger/animal lover --- christel vs nicole
the dancing diva --- dian vs melanie
the singing sensation --- christel vs danielle
the drama queen --- rachel vs olivia vs victoria vs carmen
the gay --- weeling
the sporty one --- sherry vs camelia vs chermaine vs victoria
the goody-2-shoes --- hye ri


i'm so not getting my name blacklisted, so you can go die before you find out who i'm nominating for bitchiest and whine-iest.
i have a need to BITCH again.
DAMMIT I HATE YOU TWO. NO MAKE IT THREE. GO ROT IN HELL. I DON'T CARE.

with not much love
christel.

PS. 203 is united in soul but not in mind. haters everywhere.

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melanie's moment

hola.
(speakin of which, what is UP with the poor hawaiian naidu?[ah in a funny way. don't get all defensive afiqah- sheesh]) (:
yeah yeah yeah so anywayy...
school's out.
lets parrrtay!
i mean, if, naidu wants.. or if she's still.. mad.
well today was interesting right? i mean like total... nevermind.
so after all my lame ideas went toally flat like a tyre, i came up with a new suggestion.
well, kind of. not really... WELL NO.
um i was just thinkin of Love Guru 101 but then since we already have Dr D, eh we'll just wait for him to die. (the bugger's gonna die in his sleep, i swear.)
so on to more pressing matters, . . .
  1. racial harmony dance- how was todays practise? good? new dances? should i stop with the question marks? yes?
  2. urm yah CLASS PARTY please say it isn't called off even if like only 10 people (not so little) care, we can still have an INTIMATE gathering..
  3. errr i think naidu's idea is SPANKIN as in radical as in cool ok. golden oldies.. like every month we can have 70s 80s 90s..

AN IDEA JUST STRUCK MY HEAD LIKE A THUNDERBOLT (as all ideas of mine do..). what about monthly class party? aww nevermind.. yah and then each party will have a theme.. "black, white, cartoons, labels, tomato... how uncool is that.?

anyway, i'll see you when i see you.

ciao, melanie.

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Thursday, May 24, 2007



RUSSEL PETERS. DAMN FUUNNNYY!!


ALOHA
SHRIVEENA/

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PICTURES VIDEOS










major bad photo of dian stoning. HAHAHA!





HAHAHA!
OKAY ENJOY AND DONT GET TOO HORNY LOOKING AT THEM
gayle.

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woahhh, no bad say!

haha, after I vented my anger on the class blog everyone post. hmms, i should vent more often. Sorry about the post by the way. Didn't really mean it..i was just pissed at some ppl. harhar. so anyway, I WANT TO BE AWARDED WITH: frizzyest hair award. or fuzzy wuzzy hair. haha.

OH YEAH. THANK YOU CHRISTEL for changing the song. i agree with marietta, the song got annoying. Anywoo(my word), i was thinking about the songs and since after you put one song, it gets annoying (hit me up, lipgloss), every 2-3wks, we change the song according to a theme NAIDU PICKS. NOT DORIS, NOT CHI(WELL, OK CHI), BUT NAIDU!

Naidu power. wohoo. naidu power. yum, i like that. ok sorry, back to the point

So, starting from next month, we'll go this themes thing and please respond with song picks via posting. NOT TAGGING. YEAHH, SO NEXT MONTH'S THEME IS:

THE OLDDD SONGS. THE ONES THAT PLAY ON GOLD 90 FM

some examples:

September-Earth, wind and fire
Staying alive-Begees
Boogie wonderland-Earth,wind and fire
Love-Nat king cole
Love will keep us together-The carpenters
Yesterday once more-The carpenters [when i was young, i would listen to the radio...]
Close to you-The carpenters [why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near..]
Cocaine-Eric Clapton
Walk this way-ACDC
jaded-aerosmith
quando quando-Michael Buble
The way you look tonight-Frank Sinatra
Something Stupid-Frank Sinatra[spoil it all by saying something stupid like i love you...]


yeahhh, haha. go listen to these songs on immem.com or radioblogclub. The list goes on. ok haha. NAIDU POWER. I'VE GOT THE POWER. ok, gtg it's 2am. bye!


2am and i'm still awake writting this song
these words are my diary screaming out loud.

Breathe(2am)--Anna Nalick





ALOHA.
WITH LOVE,
SHRIVEENA. AKA NAIDU!!

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mel's moment.

HAHAHAHAAA.
Melanie's Moment
hehe i was so glad to see the blog so updateddd
it makes me feel happy that people these days finally give a damn to post.
afrequah and naiduu thanks for the nice comments (:
and okok class awards..
how bout..

- second best groper
- BEST ENTERTAINER
- best talk-crap idiot
- best gossiper
- best observer (naidu)
- most horny? (christel!)
- biggest shareholder (mariet? 99cents y'know-what shop, TataRex stalls..)
- best 2/3 photographer
- lamest
- MOST ECCENTRIC
- best shocked-open-mouth-look (goes to RACHEL GAN)
- best video posted on our BLOG
- most spunky
- most flackey (not as in dandruff)
- The Annoyance Bereau

yeah thats about all the ideas i have.
hmm...
christel- is that vintriliquist (sry if i spelt that wrong)?
afriqah- the daancee we made progress so yah.
OH YES anyone got choreography ideas?
please donate to the r.h. dance team. thanks?
and christel- YOU HAVE TO SEEEE THE MAA B4 YOU DIE. i swear it. :D
hmm mmm..
oh yeah naidu dont be mood swingy.
just confide in Dr Doris. really. (:

and i loooove the krishna and shekhu dolls. haha.
I HAVE 2 IDEAS.
1) AWARD 100 DOLLARS TO THE BUYER OF THE K&S LOVERS' SET DOLLS:)).
2) LETS HAVE AN A-Z 2.3 BOOK!!! HOWS THAT? (like, A can be for Annoying people, and C for Class awards, and H for most Horny.. you get the idea.)

HOW WAS IT?
Adios Amigoes!
(no copying)

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search for the lyrics. it'll crack you up.

CHRISTEL.

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CHRISTEL HAS JUST SIGNED IN.

changed the blog song again to 4 in the morning by gwen stefani. i think it gives 'ambience' to the blog. hehe.
the names and award stuff are coming along GREAT. nice work, everybody.
i'm so sorry i wasn't able to think up a proper list before pirates 3 released. btw, watch it. it's really really good, no matter what that psychotic newspaper movie critic says.

results for the awards will be released somewhere during the holidays right here on our blog.
those without internet access or who can't be bothered to check out our site (too busy watching porn perhaps) will have to wait till school reopens.
results will be released to the official public then.
woohoo.

dudu and i will think up some more and if you wanna nominate, go ahead.
then we'll decide the winners.
say, how many awards should we limit it to?
i mean, we can't have the whole class win awards, right? some people have to play the has-beens. there are about 40 in our class, so how about 20 awards?
let us know.

i'm posting a new vid!! i think everybody will like it. i sent the link to some people and they couldn't be bothered to watch it. hmph.

XOXO
CHRISTEL.

P.S the awards thing was my idea, afiqah.

CHRISTEL HAS JUST SIGNED OUT. BUT SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.

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hello.
YES.
I think that the 203 award thingy is kinda cool you know.
haha.
Well I think that the MAA is the grossest book ever.
And i do NOT think that i am a good stoner, please.
So, DUDU should be nominated as the BEST OBSERVER in class yes??
HAHA.
Since norbitdu came up with this award thing, and she OBSERVED us well, she should be one of the nominees.
hahah.
I also think that only the norbits(me) and Melanie blog in this blog.

Racial Harmony
-DIAN
-MELANIE
-ANISSA
-ME
-SHIMEI
-ADELINE
-NATASHA

So are we going to meet up ONEDAY?
we need to practice,please.
YES.
FRIDAY,TOMORROW???
this is going to be MEGA fun.
<3



So I decided that my name should be
AMBITIOUS AFIQAH
Since Adorable is already taken up by Anisha.
SO, can?
hahah.
ILOVESECTWOTHREE.
Exams okay anyone?
mine was ATROTIOUS(however you spell it)
Anyway, today's phototaking was MARVELLOUS, ain't it?
okay.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!



loads of happiness,
norbitkah/ersao/LKF/Afiqah/kaka/fiqah/MRS.DORIS(:

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I think the only norbits who post are yours truly and melanie aka doris aka whatever stupid name she comes up with(no offence). About the class awards, just go write a post on the class blog saying who u wana nominate because the pathetic tagboard, won't do. I'm not in a good mood. I don't give a damn about the class party anymore so it's non of my concern. No venue, unfixed date, might as well not have the party huh? And since our class is so 'united', how come no one cares about the party except me and melanie. hah. Okay, so I'm not supporting the idea of the class party anymore because no one is keen on throwing a party so it's really pissing off. NO CARE, NO PARTY. yeahh, i need some response abt the class party, to see if YOU, yes, you, the KPO norbit reading this, that you care. ahhh, tmrw last day of school. JOY. well, I'm going to nominate some ppl for the class awards. WRITE A POST to share your views with the class.

CLASS AWARDS: 203, 2007
Best groper: (muaahahaaah) shriveena
Best ass-smacker:Camelia
Best stoner(s): Afiqah, Victoria, Sherry Shekhu, Kavithra, Clarissa, Gaybit
Horniest Alpha female: Anissa [without a doubt]
funniest teacher of the semester: Mrs.Krishna
Most dramatic: Carmen..gaybit..
Most random: Nicole tao bao sebastien, gaybit,shriveena
best emo-wanabe: Amanda in the PW video, EE chuin
Most pop. gross book: Little black book [it's the best one out there]
Mos gross word uttered by a TEACHER: "get the ball rolling", "tom dick and harry", "it's a hole",hardiehoharies. all by the oh so innocent ms.sim
Best l.o.v.e song:
"L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one i see
V is very very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore
and love is all that i can give to you
love is more than just a game for 2
two in love can make it
take my heart but please don't break it
love was made for me and you"
Sang by Nat king cole.

orr, Love will keep us together by the carpenters. (:


yeahh, thats it. NOMINATE PPL, REAL prizes will be given sponsored by Marietta's 99cents sex shop and also sponsored by anonymous and co.

With love,
shriveena

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
class awards?

why hello once again.
i'm back like 10 minutes later.
i was browsing through old posts and the blog started becoming "happening" in april. thanks to naidu(:
ANYWAY, moving on (so as not to praise naidu too much), i just remembered- CLASS AWARDS!.

HERE HERE HERE.

best groper:
best ass smacker:
best use of the word "bra":
most creative (gross shakespearen language aka brassanio, balltia):
best stoner:
horniest alpha female:
most gross words uttered by a person in 1 period:
funniest teacher of the semester:
girl with most dirty thoughts:
most random:
most insane:
most dramatic:
best emo-wannabe:
best catwalk of the year by a person:
most popular 2/3 GrossBook (nominees- the maa, the little black book, the year book etc..):
best chef:
most creative with use of words and ability to compose meaningfully disgusting love songs:
most helpful doctor:
best burper:
best farter:
best norbit:
most annoying:
BEST SMILE:
best brace-face smile:

and the very prestigious::
PEOPLE ACCEPTED INTO THE NORBIT SCHOOL OF SPASTIC, GROSS AND LOSER KIDS (10 candidates):

* * *

HAHA thats all i can think up..
NOMINATE YOUR FRIENDS!
its a showdown.
enter the names into the class blog or drop it in a random pigeonhole in the staff room. feel free to add suggestions and more awards.
~ THE AWARDS CEREMONY WILL BE OFFICIALLY HELD DURING OUR CLASS PARTY ~
hopefully.
it shall be called..
The Very Norbit Very Crazy And Amazing 2/3 Norbit Award Ceremony Of Joy And Shame And Squeezing,or just 2o3 Norbits (y'know like Oscars and Grammys).

FART ONN.
-by doris and others.

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wassup post.

WASSUP
ah whatever.
so anyway, i'm kinda bored, so decided to entertain my class, what i'm best at. (: (i hope..)
and yar.. so what does everyone think of the party ideas? hope yall think they're alright. master planner naidu and the "Fun Commitee Pte Ltd" of 2/3 are discussing this whole thing.
...some don't want it on the 16th, as the tagboard shows, then too early can't, too late can't.. ah we'll solve it lah. supermen? yah.
and i guess the whole class is really sadd about like marks and stuff but CUT THE CRAPPIN- just prove you actually can do better.
prep talk? maybe. okie dokie see ya pokies.
BUH BYE NOW.

Adieu!
(no copying)

by doris or melanie.

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and sadly, my house is too small to fit 40 people. so sad :( sigh (snickers). and MELANIE AKA DORIS AKA WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE, you're ideas aren't too shabby. arghs, failed so MANY papers. I WANT TO DIE. OKA, BYEEE

WITH LOVE,
SHRIVEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HAHA, THESE WORDS ARE RANDOMLY SELECTED FROM THE DICTIONARY SO DON'T GET OFFENDED.


With love,
shriveenaa aka norbitdu aka dudu

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Monday, May 21, 2007
points from melanie.

WHY HELLO WORLD!
or at least 2/3 world..

but this isn't exactly melanie's moment, it's just a note, so i won't label it my column just yet. i have a few points..
1) naidu- you're acting queer.. are you due for medication again? can someone help the poor girl-anyone?!
2) i think everyones party ideas are really really cool- and how bout THIS::
okok, so everyone perhaps has a little costume.. then we go to, say, NAIDU's house for major movie 2 three marathon from 2-8pm, then we have DINNER and then pig out some more (with a little bit of salad..) and THEN here's the big thingamajiggie (naidu-that's MY new word)- 2/3 SLUMBERRR PARTY (*sounds very pink and fuzzy*) and we all don't sleep till like 3am [at the whole party, everyone will be sippin coke, telling stories, gossiping, (STRICTLY NO GHOST STORIES- for the timid ones (:) while a little someone (hint) will be takin candid pics of people like nose pickin, ear pickin etc...] ---> HOW?? I LURVE THE IDEA AND SO DO A HUNDRED OTHERS.
3) tagboard: mm hmm, screams weirdness especially with NINIple with her ahem x-rated comments! ahaha! but it welcomes positive freedom of speech.
4) with ref to (3), MARIET SEEMS VERY P.O.P.U.L.A.R!!!! after her tabloid-cover shot of her on the catwalk. HAHARR..right.
5) thats basically all i have for now.

BUH-BYE.
(no copying)
- X0X0 melanie.
p.s. naidu- stop tryin to bring NORBIT back. so 5 minutes ago? but will remain in our hearts. DREAM ON YOU'RE NOT J.TIMBERLAKE TRYING TO BRING SEXY BACK.
p.s.s. so get lost man. (:

<3

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BORBITS NORBITS

HELLO NORBITS!

i am trying to revive the word "NORBIT" but it's yesterday's news. From what i hear, some of us have done EXTREMELY well for some subjects and i'm hear to say:

CONGRATS TOO ALL YOU IDIOTIC SMARTY PANTS PEOPLE.

To DIAN congrats for english.
To HYE RI congrats for Math. HYE RI IS A KOREAN ROBOT. ok sorry, no offence.

Well, yeah.

OH YEAH, the class party, here's like the 'invitation'

CONGRATS! YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO A PARY.
which means you're well liked which means we didn't have any choice because we were forced to invite the whole of 203 whether you are well liked or not.

Date: 16th June 2007 [well, this can be changed, i just like the number 6.]
Time: 2pm-8pm [movies, are long aren't they?]
Venue: HMMS, NO WHERE,YET!

YOU MUST
  • Dress in clothes that look good and that are stretchy cos you'll be standing and sitting alot
  • Bring any type of movie, as requested by annisa AND HER horny company, bring those X-RATED movies.
  • JIMMY NEUTRON, CARE BEARS MOVIES not accepted
  • Bring snacks or whatever. NO HEALTHY SNACKS. it's a movie. we are supposed to pig out.

IS THERE ANYONE WHO WOULD KINDLY SPONSER A VENUE? LIKE SOMEONE'S HOUSE. OR A CHALET? or something??

oh and i got this idea.

we should have a holiday tree. bring some cheapo tree and 'dress it up' with holiday-cheapo things.and everyone brings a cheapo present and after a few movies,everyone runs and picks a random present. YOU NO BRING PRESENT. YOU NO GET PRESENT!

OK LIKE THE FLINTSTONES (: stoneage talk.

with love,

shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu

OH AND SHOULD THE MOVIE MARATHON HAVE A DRESS THEME? LIKE STONEAGE DRESSING? I DON'T KNOW/..WE'LL SEE. (:

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Friday, May 18, 2007
DR DORIS!!

hello all and once again,
Melanie's Moment!
with..
Dr Doris!,

haha we've got smashing new letters comin in this week but today since myself and the oh so famous Doctor are very busy trying to figure out the different languages [DISCLAIMER: Dr Doris does NOT speak:
Italian, French, Chinese (Hokkien, Cantonese, Hakka, Teochew, Mandarin), Korean, Spanish, Japanese, Scandenavian, Swedish, African, Latin, Malay, Portugese, Tamil, Canadian, German, and Singaporean.
He/She/It(?) only speaks proper British English.], we will only post ONE letter.
here is the random letter we picked together from our letter wastepaper-basket. uh i mean bin. i meant bag. what i meant was letter Gucci bag. there:

---

Dear Dr D,
I have a problem. My boyfriend thinks i am too shy.I don't think i am too shy.Does sleeping with you mom and dad at the age of 53 shy?I love my parents and i am still afraid of sleeping alone in the dark.And my boyfriend[who is 14 this year] says i am so old and lazy, i do not do itwith him enough daily. I do it at least 23 times a day. and after i will go back to my parents house( which is my house currently as my parents are bedridden) to sleep so that i can go to work at the senior centre the next day. Can you help me? I know that i am very unique and very seldom young youth like me write in. Therefore, be an awesome hand and give some help to this poor baby.(me) Another question, are you a girl or a guy? If you are a guy, maybe we could meet up without my boyfriend knowing.*hinthint*
Loads of wrinkles and dead skin,
Shy girl(greece)

Dear Shy Greek Old Lady,
geniunely and sincerely, i have attached a namecard of my local psychiatrist. seriously, you need professional help. even though i am one, i only major in psychology and gynaecology. sigh. what i do have for you, however are these bullets:

  • You are slightly horrifying from the way you sound.
  • Your "boyfriend" is probably your grandson, but I think you have amnesia.
  • 23 times- I suggest you buy extra birth control every 4 hours, and please do go for HIV tests.
  • You are not young at all, in fact you're as old as century-old ginseng. might i suggest you take some.
  • I suspect you are retarded, or have a major case of spacism.
  • I do not accept "*hints*".
have a pleasent day, freak.
XOXO,
Dr. Doris.

p.s. My gender is unfortunately undisclosed. But I can tell you i am not a BOY nor a girl. even if i was a man, i would never consider a fossil like you! please do consider Michelangelo though. Him being 532 years old and all, you two make a perfect match.
p.s.s. if i wasn't of help though, please go jump off a building.

---

and there you have it. we'll be back for more soon.
G'day, Mates!
(no copying)

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Message for Dr Doris.

Dear Dr D,
I have a problem. My boyfriend thinks i am too shy.
I don't think i am too shy.
Does sleeping with you mom and dad at the age of 53 shy?
I love my parents and i am still afraid of sleeping alone in the dark.
And my boyfriend[who is 14 this year] says i am so old and lazy, i do not do it
with him enough daily. I do it at least 23 times a day. and after i will go back to my parents house( which is my house currently as my parents are bedridden) to sleep so that i can go to work at the senior centre the next day. Can you help me? I know that i am very unique and very seldom young youth like me write in. Therefore, be an awesome hand and give some help to this poor baby.(me) Another question, are you a girl or a guy? If you are a guy, maybe we could meet up without my boyfriend knowing.*hinthint*

Loads of wrinkles and dead skin,
Shy girl(greece)

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Isn't Marietta FASCINATING??
Here's Marietta doing the big walk near some random plant @ Victoria's house. hahah, actually, she was walking to the plants to talk to them (serious) and then she was walking back and i snapped this shot. Afiqah said she looked like she was trying to do her best catwalk but, to me it looked more like her doing the big walk, hardiehoharies. oh yeah, these are some of the words I invented so no one can copy them:

  • Whooptidoodledahdleday
  • Hardiehoharies
  • Hohoha
  • Hello yello fellow
  • Bombastic Spastic
  • doodlewhoops
  • hardie hardie hah
  • traladie
  • tradie lardie
  • crapy wapy
  • tardy wardy
  • wohooodoodles
  • yayway!
  • gaybitlicious
  • duckorous
  • duckalicious

Well,that's about it. Well, you can copy it but please credit your's truly when you do so. har har har. MONday is D day, we are safe..for now. Good luck for results everyone and learn how to forge your parents' singanatures asap (: [ read between the lines]

ok, i shall now shut up. bye norbits (no one uses norbits anymore, sigh )

With love,

shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu

&& TAG MY BLOG NOW! www.dramatic-whooptido.blogspot.com

thank you!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Dr Doris autograph

specially for Christel-bai:



love from melanie and "love" from Dr D (" hope you like this, very unappreciated crazed fan").

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[SCREW MRS L. SUCH A BITCH. BEFORE I EVEN SIT DOWN SHE GIVES ME THIS 'YEAH WHATEVER' LOOK. AND THEN SHE GIVES ME SOME CRAP AND I'M LIKE 'LADY, I'M JUST HERE TO TALK, YOU CAN SAVE YOUR BITCHIN FOR SOMEONE ELSE'. BIIIITCH.]

i've got avatars for ya'll here... enjoy. (i want a playboy bunny hairclip!)



hope the pics dudu posted below was wacky enough.
mariet bought some manga magazine with some hentai shit inside and shriv was like, WHAT'S HENTAI? and i'm like, IT'S ANIME PORN, DUMBSHIT.
these st. pats guys just happened to walk past and shriv goes, ANIME PORN?!?!?!
hmmmmm. ya think she did it on purpose?

ANOYNOMOUS & CO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
AFTER SOME SNOOPING AROUND AND QUESTIONING, WE HAVE FOUND OUT THAT 2/4 IS COMPLETELY UNCORRUPTED AND INNOCENT.


have fun for marking day, ya'll.
and i mean it in the good-natured way.

XOXO
CHRISTEL

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Mariet and Christel doing their best "Krishna"
Mariet, Christel and Natasha(204) at KFC

Marietta and her sexy model pose :D
with love,
Shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu.
-5 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT (: I LOVE GAYLE GAN DHI SHAN



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sped up version of smack that, damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlRxPWLJEuU

with love,
shriveena

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good evening my little humblings! it's time for..
Melanie's Moment!
today i am pleased to release,

Dr Doris!,
the very magical and certified doctor of psychology and gynaecology.
here are your queer letters you sent this week (our closet was storming with notes and letters, but we randomly picked up these 3 different questions). enjoy...

---

dear dr.d,
THAT'S ME!
dear dr.d,
i have a boyfriend who's really really sweet..
BUT I HATE HIM.
the thing is, he sends me flowers, blows me kisses, is VERY sensitive...
BUT I HATE FLOWERS, HE IS TOO GAY, AND HE IS SO GAY.
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO- he is so nice but annoying.
from,
worst gurl in e' wurl.

dear "worst gurl in e' wurl",
first, i suggest go get remedial. your spelling sucks.
second of all, you are THE worst girl on earth! such a boyfriend- aiyaiyai, i pity him. but yah, you really should be thankful for what you have. maybe when you tell him, he'd either a: start crying, or b: call you a nasty nasty person. or perhaps in a rare case, c: say OK and be gone. if a, you're a goner. boys, don't cry. haven't you watched the movie? expect a call from his MOM. if he does b, you will be doomed as he will cry after, then try to take his life, or worse, yours. if c, i think you'd be fine, except he'll mysteriously dissapear. ooo...
good luck in hell,
Dr. Doris.

---

Dear "Doctor",
i'm so, EMO. i think penknives are cool, but too common. can you think of other ways to torture oneself?
black and dark kisses
fEMO.

dear fEmo,
three little prompts=
1) might i suggest dripping boiling hot fresh wax all over your hand for the next 3 and a half hours,
2) go to your fridge, pour ice cream all over yourself, cover your face in whipped cream, dunk choco sauce down your shirt AND pants and top it off with nuts and a dozen cherries in your bra. (if you're a boy, put on mom's underwire or sis' push-up on your shirt. you can be "Superbra") you will die of embarrassement if you go like that [for added humiliation, clown shoes?] to your school prom.,
and
3) get therapy!

dark hugs to you too
"Doctor" Doris.

---

Dr D*Cube,
wassupx?i hrd u're doin a clmn,so i jst rote 2 say hi n mke a shoutout to mi frenz.hi!! :)

dearest whoever you are,
YOU'RE SO LAME AND STUPID.
i'm sorry, you are wasting my very precious column time, and like little miss "i dunno how to spell girl and world", please, do go for english remedial together. utterly nonsensical.
Dr Doris.
p.s. my name isn't 'D-Cube'.

:+:+:+:

now that we have revealed these 3, hopefully you'll join us once more for episode two, and maybe even write in a little something.

Au Revoir!
(no copying.)

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Monday, May 14, 2007

hey norbits,

quick update:

first i changed the song to i'll be there for you, that FRIENDS theme song then me and christel agreed on lip gloss by lil' mama. it's very..beaty so enjoy. MY LIP GLOSS BE POPIN', MY LIP GLOSS BE COOL. hahas. :D

with love,
shriveena aka norbitdu aka dudu.

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MAMMA MIA! THE EXAMS ARE OVER AND DONE WITH, BABY!

so what're we gonna do now? i expect the usual... fun, laughter, peace, joy, and most of all, DIRTY LITTLE THINGS. *snicker*
of course, we can expect our very own dr. doris and anissa to take care of that.
(those who were at the literature remedial after school the other day should remember what they did that left us all deeply traumatized.)

shriveena and i are currently working out the 203 CLASS AWARDS so you know you won't be disappointed. results should come out by the time PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 releases.

YAY PIRATES YAY PIRATES YAY PIRATES.
I'M GETTING TIX TO THE SNEAK PREVIEW WOOHOO!


love ya'll.
christel.

P.S for your own safety, remember not to mention PIRATES around me or i'll go mental. (see above for example.)

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AFTER ART EXAM

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GREETINGS NORBITS!

1) About christel's ideas, i think they are great and can we vote during the post exam activities when we stay in class for the whole day playing heart attack, uno, gossiping,etc.

2) I am interested to be the class photographer, i will take random pics of the class in 'action' and comment and write gossip that's obviously false. I also wana be the person who uploads funny,sad,heart-wrenching,awful etc. videos. IS THAT OKAY WITH EVERYONE?

haha. well, that's it and i hope everyone saw the parody of newly weds..HILARIOUS. and i agree with sulin dunster aka dunster that Jessica Alba is a GR8T actress..she can pull off that bimbo thing. hahahs (:

With love,
SHRIVEENA aka norbitdu aka dudu

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Parody of Gwen stefani's song the sweet escape

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Madtv jessica alba - parody on jessica s
Uploaded by jogare

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Friday, May 11, 2007

okey dokey. finally changed the blog song.
this new one replacing HIT ME UP by GIA FARRELL is SAVIN' ME by NICKELBACK.
kinda dark, but i love it, and i think you people will too.
i just changed the song on a whim cos HIT ME UP was getting boring.

so i have a few brilliant ideas on my mind right now.

1. 203 CLASS AWARDS
kinda like the MTV awards or something, except we have weird titles like most horny and stuff like that. of course, we'll vote in class and i'll post it on asap.

YES/NO?

2. 203 CLASS BLOG ROLE ASSIGNMENTS

okay, so we have people in charge of different stuff on the board so we don't get into all sorts of shit arguing over what is best (which we don't, but i'm just saying it).
for example: D.J., CLASS NEWS, ASK DR. DORIS THE SEXPERT, etcetc.

YES/NO?

XOXO
CHRISTEL.


P.S. 11 MORE DAYS TO PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3: AT WORLD'S END!!!



The Little Black Book from Anoynomous & Co. is now on sale! (NOT)

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Sunday, May 6, 2007

THIS MSG IS FOR ALL THE SPASTICANS OUT THERE.I KNOW YOU WROTE IT:

Tradie lardie. hello 203 pimples. sorry, principal pimpal from all that..yeah. OKAY so anyway i am here to post some songs i made about my chinese teacher. zhou lao shi aka fashion duck.

Duckorous (to the tune of glamorous)

Flying "first class"
up in the sky
pop the water
living the life
in the duck lane
she won't change
she's the duckorous
oh the flossy flossy.


Duckalicious (to the tune of fergalicious)

she's the d to the u to the c the k the y
and can no other ducky put in down like her
she's duckalicious
so tasteless
and if you were suspicious
all that duck quack is fetiticous
she blows duck kisses
that put that pang(as in mr.pang) on pond pond
and he'd be lining down the pond
just to watch what she got
she's duckalicious


well, there are so many more songs so i'll have to post it some other time. gtg study for math with i'll obviously fail for ..so what's the point?


MUGGING FOR THE GOD DAMN MID YEARS. shriveena. (did i use the word correctly..i hope so)

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Saturday, May 5, 2007
replying

why hello..
erm as a reply to the previous few posts:

- gaybit's weirder than i thought..,
- i think shriveena’s idea was worth a shot,
- and we should all write to “ask dr. doris”

peace out.

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Friday, May 4, 2007
Melanie's Moments

hello! and it's time for..
MELANIE'S MOMENT!
(the section where, maybe weekly or whenever i feel like it, i host my own segment)
THIS IS THE PART OF THE BLOG ABOUT ME!
WITH ME, MELANIE.

:D

EXT: Osim department store

sales.l.: why good evening madam.
jane twoball: hello i would like to buy a.. hm.. uPapa, iGallop and iSqueez.
sales.l.: perfect! the uPapas just came in yesterday.
jane: oh thank god! my niece's horniness is getting the better of her! she is seducing everything that moves.
sales.l.: indeed. so.. are YOU getting.. hornay?
jane (seductively): naughty, naughty.
sales.l. (more seductively): so.. you like coffee? (she says this while "feeling" jane's lap, just so you know ;))

[adapted and edited from an IT script]

hah! hope you enjoyed my section! finally, my word, my wisdom, all about me me ME! hardy ha, ha, har. ah wadever.
HAHAA
i'll be back.
-doris

(p.s. my next segment will be Ask Dr Doris, so give/write some of your burning questions on colorful pieces of little paper and gimme!)

NO COPYING!
{'Melanie's Moments' is copywrited 2007 by Melanie Low, All Rights Reserved}

OI,PEACE OUT NORBITS!

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

HEY PPL.

ok i was thinking, why not after mid-yrs have a class outing/party/whatever. like maybe a bbq or the whole class goes for a movie TOGETHER. bbq is hard cos we need to find a location (east coast park maybe) and we need frozen food, charcoal etc. so not sure but movie is easier..can just use the class fund. Any other ideas?? well, we will have to discuss. THIS WILL BOND THE CLASS. cos this will be the last yr we'll be 203. well, good luck for mid-yrs. (:

with love,
shriveena.

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