Tuesday, May 22, 2007
class awards?
why hello once again.
i'm back like 10 minutes later.
i was browsing through old posts and the blog started becoming "happening" in april. thanks to naidu(:
ANYWAY, moving on (so as not to praise naidu too much), i just remembered-
CLASS AWARDS!.
HERE HERE HERE.
best groper:
best ass smacker:
best use of the word "bra":
most creative (gross shakespearen language aka brassanio, balltia):
best stoner:
horniest alpha female:
most gross words uttered by a person in 1 period:
funniest teacher of the semester:
girl with most dirty thoughts:
most random:
most insane:
most dramatic:
best emo-wannabe:
best catwalk of the year by a person:
most popular 2/3 GrossBook (nominees- the maa, the little black book, the year book etc..):
best chef:
most creative with use of words and ability to compose meaningfully disgusting love songs:
most helpful doctor:
best burper:
best farter:
best norbit:
most annoying:
BEST SMILE:
best brace-face smile:
and the very prestigious::
PEOPLE ACCEPTED INTO THE NORBIT SCHOOL OF SPASTIC, GROSS AND LOSER KIDS (10 candidates):
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HAHA thats all i can think up..
NOMINATE YOUR FRIENDS!
its a showdown.
enter the names into the class blog or drop it in a random pigeonhole in the staff room. feel free to add suggestions and more awards.
~ THE AWARDS CEREMONY WILL BE OFFICIALLY HELD DURING OUR CLASS PARTY ~
hopefully.
it shall be called..
The Very Norbit Very Crazy And Amazing 2/3 Norbit Award Ceremony Of Joy And Shame And Squeezing,or just 2o3 Norbits (y'know like Oscars and Grammys).
FART ONN.
-by doris and others.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !