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Friday, May 4, 2007
Melanie's Moments

hello! and it's time for..
MELANIE'S MOMENT!
(the section where, maybe weekly or whenever i feel like it, i host my own segment)
THIS IS THE PART OF THE BLOG ABOUT ME!
WITH ME, MELANIE.

:D

EXT: Osim department store

sales.l.: why good evening madam.
jane twoball: hello i would like to buy a.. hm.. uPapa, iGallop and iSqueez.
sales.l.: perfect! the uPapas just came in yesterday.
jane: oh thank god! my niece's horniness is getting the better of her! she is seducing everything that moves.
sales.l.: indeed. so.. are YOU getting.. hornay?
jane (seductively): naughty, naughty.
sales.l. (more seductively): so.. you like coffee? (she says this while "feeling" jane's lap, just so you know ;))

[adapted and edited from an IT script]

hah! hope you enjoyed my section! finally, my word, my wisdom, all about me me ME! hardy ha, ha, har. ah wadever.
HAHAA
i'll be back.
-doris

(p.s. my next segment will be Ask Dr Doris, so give/write some of your burning questions on colorful pieces of little paper and gimme!)

NO COPYING!
{'Melanie's Moments' is copywrited 2007 by Melanie Low, All Rights Reserved}

OI,PEACE OUT NORBITS!

*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !