Sunday, July 29, 2007
Hey everyone.
I haven't posted for a long time, but i have something to tell the class:
" I love you guys like a fat kid loves cake"
And here are some lame jokes to make that frown turn upside down (a smile dumb)
" In which part of your body does mickey mouse live in"
" Erm, i dunno"
"DIS-NEY"
"huh?"
"DIS-KNEE"
If you didn't get that, wow your slow.
let me explain the lame-ass joke:
Mickey mouse and disney are related and disney sounds like THIS KNEE aka DIS-KNEE.
Yeah, okay. i KNOW what you're thinking. Here's a list on how to annoy people in a lift:
- Take a piece of chalk and draw a square around where you're standing then tell everyone "this is my space"
- Look around in a very alert manner and hum to tune to the mission impossible theme song.
- Go to a random person and say "let's play poker" and start poking the person. After 10 seconds announce to the entire lift " HAH, I WON. YOU SUCK".
Here's Gayle the retard, caught-red handed. Here's nicole, actually smiling. Here's afiqah, her tongue looks like a mini-version of something i shouldn't be thinking about at this moment in time. but, i am.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Sunday, July 22, 2007
boys like girls
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.
-George W. Bush, Jan. 2000"
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Friday, July 20, 2007
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.
YAY!!!!!!! Everyone, support the VHEMT.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Sunday, July 15, 2007
i'm sad.
wanna know why?
i'll tell you why.
203 is disappearing.
just like the rainforests.
can someone honestly agree with me that 203 is disappearing?
and not just agree just because everybody else is and you're like, 'oh, everybody thinks that way and if i don't think so too, i'm an outcast.'
seriously, dammit! we need to get together again.
i know this blog has pulled quite a few of us apart, but i hope you guys understand the meaning of 'forgive and forget', and strive to look past each others' shortcomings.
yes, we all hate each other.
'______'s such a bitch.'
'______'s such a slut.'
'can you believe what ______ did?'
'i can't stand _______.'
'_______'s an asshole.'
tell me honestly that you haven't once said or thought any of these lines.
i can say that i've talked about others like that. i've gossiped, i've badmouthed, i've criticised, i've backstabbed. and i'm sure so has the rest of the world.
all in all, what i'm trying to say is that...
it's our very last year together. next year, we'll all be separated. sure, some of us may end up together again, but it'll never ever be the same!
when 2008 comes, class 103 and 203 will just be fragments of our memories.
please, please, please.
just for the next few months, please, let's all just try to get along as a class.
sure, we can backstab a little and we can bitch a little, but please, let the love be still there.
so many people have told me, 'oh my god, i love you so much.' and i myself have said it to others. but how many of us actually mean it truly?
i hope at the end of 2007, the love we have for each other will be at its strongest.
i didn't mean for this to be a 'daily bread' type speech, and i hope you don't think i'm being ironic. i just want us to be united again.
i really don't want to hear anything that goes by the lines of 'united on the outside, shattered on the inside'.
i believe class 203 can be united on the outside and the inside if we want to be.
i love you. all of you.and it's real.CHRISTEL.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Friday, July 13, 2007
it is friday
THE 13th, my fellow retaaarrrds.
so, has anybody run into lady bad luck today? i sure know some people who have. but anyway, there's about 2 hours till tomorrow. all the best.
:)lets remember our
primary school days.
the days where we didn't make sense and went around accusing people of things they didn't do just for the fun of it.
the days where we could steal and rob and commit arson and still get away with it clean.
the days we tied fugly double ponytails from the side of our heads and somehow not manage to look like asses doing it.
i dunno exactly how many people read this blog, but i do know a great handful of us are from
KCP, so lets pull out our yearbooks and
L-A-U-G-H.
SOME MEMORABLE PICTURESBU1- Clarissa, Weeling.
CE1- Dian, Marietta.
EM1- i hate to say this, but me, who looks like a complete faggot.
MO1- Gayle.
TA1- Eng Eng.
the ones i left out, i didn't think they've changed much over the years, or they don't look ridiculous in the pics, so i didn't name them.
and i'm sure all of us can take a joke, so feel free to laugh all you want, but
please do not go overboard as to hurt the feelings of the above named people.
and yes, i'm sorry if you cannot take a joke like the rest of us can. i'm sorry. really really sorry.
but seriously,
LEARN to take a joke. if you can't take a joke from us minors now, you'll never get on in life cos everybody's gonna wanna make a joke about you.
(except for _______ who kept calling _______ a sex bomb and almost made her cry and then ran away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. you know who you are, darlin.)and btw, i'm sorry if i've been talking to much, but that's what happens when you let me loose in front of a keyboard.
shutting up now.
CHRISTEL aka CHII.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Saturday, July 7, 2007
070707 07
07.07.07.
let me ask:
are you wearing green?;) (by doris.)
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Monday, July 2, 2007
NOT AFIQAH!
okay okay peoplechillGUESS WHATits not afiqahso you girls can go apologize to afiqah as sooon as you read thiseven the people who said like i really dont know what to say about you afiqahsomething like thatits anissa i thinkI REPEATeveryone who thought it was afiqahAPOLOGIZE(:here are the codes girls and boys219.74.33.182 -real person (.)people who are close to that code are
219.75.14.215 - marietta218.186.104.156 -christel218.212.75.82 -nicole218.212.74.46 - melanie
AFIQAH- 202.42.84.34 so now we all know its not afiqahsoscrew you bitch or bastard who said the people in our clas is f up.you dont even have balls to admit who you really areso shut the hell upand i also dont think you deserve to judge anyone of usif you think you know every one of uscome tell me pleasei'll make sure i knock some sense into youwaityour not even worth it OH WELL.so you can jolly well piss off nowi may not know youbut GOD knowsand you knowOKAYGOOODBYE BOYS AND GIRLSand im so dead for school tmri didnt bring my science book back homeDIE.byeGAYLE HERE BTWAHAHHAAbye
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !
Sunday, July 1, 2007
HOT HOT HOT
YAY
i got hot news
stupid shribeena and chibot
not online.
I GOT HOT NEWS YOU TWO SEA WITCHES.
faster come online.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !