Sunday, July 29, 2007
Hey everyone.
I haven't posted for a long time, but i have something to tell the class:
" I love you guys like a fat kid loves cake"
And here are some lame jokes to make that frown turn upside down (a smile dumb)
" In which part of your body does mickey mouse live in"
" Erm, i dunno"
"DIS-NEY"
"huh?"
"DIS-KNEE"
If you didn't get that, wow your slow.
let me explain the lame-ass joke:
Mickey mouse and disney are related and disney sounds like THIS KNEE aka DIS-KNEE.
Yeah, okay. i KNOW what you're thinking. Here's a list on how to annoy people in a lift:
- Take a piece of chalk and draw a square around where you're standing then tell everyone "this is my space"
- Look around in a very alert manner and hum to tune to the mission impossible theme song.
- Go to a random person and say "let's play poker" and start poking the person. After 10 seconds announce to the entire lift " HAH, I WON. YOU SUCK".
Here's Gayle the retard, caught-red handed. Here's nicole, actually smiling. Here's afiqah, her tongue looks like a mini-version of something i shouldn't be thinking about at this moment in time. but, i am.
*hero sound* batman to the rescueee !